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Harland's Highway!!! [12 Sep 2006|04:29pm]

[ mood | enthralled ]

Harland has his own Radio Show!!!

I don't know how many of you check harlandwilliams.com regularly or if you have him friended over on myspace but Harland has conquired another showbiz medium. His show runs from 3-7pm, and the station is based in Colorado so I'm unsure of the exact time for time zones. For central time it's 4-6 I believe. You can stream it online right here.

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[20 Jun 2006|09:38pm]

Eight Sorority Boys bases can be found here!
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Harland Contact Info [08 Feb 2006|10:43am]

Hi there guys!

I am a journalism student, and I am looking to do an article on Harland Williams. I'm doing a profile about a comedian who makes the move from stand-up to film and or television.
I would love it if you guys could provide me with any contact info, any at all. Phone numbers, e-mails or anything would be great. People who know Harland, or people who know people who know Harland, it is wide open.

Thanks a bunch!
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Harland On Jimmy Kimmel Live!!! [01 Nov 2005|03:50pm]

Jimmy Kimmel Live
Starring Jimmy Kimmel.
Actress Molly Sims; comic Harland Williams. 60 minutes- (CC), N, In Stereo

Wed Nov 2 12:06A on ABC Network

Set those VCRS!!!!!
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This Just In!! [20 Sep 2005|04:49pm]

My friend Trie got an update from Har's mailing list saying that he'll be on Conan Tonite! Get those VCRs ready!
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[10 Aug 2005|05:49am]

Of course, the entire four nights Harland is in Boston just so happens to be the four nights that I am in Maine on vacation. Because EVERYONEISAGAINSTME.

On a better note, I'm pretty sure that I laughed quite hard when Harland asked Craig "Have you ever made love so hard that you saw the Loch Ness Monster?"

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Craig Ferguson!!!! [09 Aug 2005|08:09pm]

Sorry this is such short notice but I just found out Harland is supposed to be on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson Tonite!! I have no idea about the times it's aired but for central time I know it's around 11:35pm.
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Don't forget! [24 Jun 2005|02:12pm]

[ mood | excited ]

Just wanted to remind you all that Harland is gonna be on Comedy Central Presents at 11pm tonight! So set you vcrs! :)

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Bad News. :( [22 Apr 2005|02:08pm]

[ mood | disappointed ]

I don't know if any of you got this message from Har or not, but it looks like his special has been postponed. :(

Hey folks!! Harland here... so, wouldn't you know it, they moved my Comedy Central special to later in the summer. It was supposed to air tonight. Sorry, not my decision. I'll send you the new date when I get it. Also, If you're in the Cleveland area next weekend April 28 - 30, I will be doing stand up at Hilarities located at the PICKWICK & FROLIC 4th STREET THEATRE. Great place! Great food! 2035 E 4th St., Cleveland. Also, check out the news page for info on my two new movies that just came out on DVD! You can find them at BLOCKBUSTER! Also, the UNDERGROUND to HAR-LAND is under construction and will have some awesome new places for you to carouse and drift away in to wing wong ville!!! Keep the poodle to the metal! Peace and love..... HArLanD

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Har video interview [21 Apr 2005|09:01pm]

Comedy Central has added an interview with Harland to their Comedy Central Presents page, it's pretty funny check it out:

And don't forget that his comedy special is supposed to air tomorrow night at 10pm / 9pm(central)!!!!!
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Very informative HARticle- [04 Apr 2005|09:08pm]


Living large

By Ed Will
Denver Post Staff Writer

Comedian Harland Williams no longer books gigs in the little mining towns and lumberjack camps of Canada.

He started out in 1983 doing open-mic nights at a comedy club in Toronto, where he worked as a mail clerk for the police department.

It was not an auspicious start.

"Five minutes of fat mother jokes in Toronto," Williams said of his first time onstage. "I think one of my first ones was, 'My mother is so fat she eats cereal out of a satellite dish,' something like that. And that is how it started."

Williams hits Denver for the first time this weekend, playing two nights at the Comedy Works.

The circuit he plays these days is a step up from the club circuit in the Canadian outback, where mom jokes might get you thrashed by the woman herself.

"My first seven years were up there, playing the little mining towns and the lumberjack camps and some of the cities," he said.

Two years after he first stepped in front of a microphone, Williams' comedy career reached the don't-

look-back point. He resigned from the police department in 1985 and became a full-time comic. "I haven't delivered a letter since," he said.

Williams spent the next five years touring Canada from coast to coast, making a comfortable living. He had established himself well enough that he knew he could stay on that treadmill forever.

But Williams grew up believing that fate had more in store for him than working the club circuit in the Great White North.

"I'd skip school and go watch an afternoon matinee," he said. "And I'd just go, 'Man, I'm going to be up there one day.' I just had this feeling. Didn't know why, I just did."

Fifteen years ago, he pulled up stakes and moved to Los Angeles. He made an immediate impact in his new hometown.

"I remember my very first night onstage," Williams said. "I did six minutes at a club in Hollywood, and I came offstage and was offered two TV shows like those 'Evening at the Improv'-type of shows. It just blew my mind, because in Canada I had been doing comedy for seven years, and nothing."

His career grew to include appearances on other TV shows. He rubbed shoulders with David Letterman and Conan O'Brien. He landed his first movie role in 1994's "Dumb and Dumber."

He has appeared in 17 other movies, including "Rocketman," "Half Baked," "Wag the Dog," "The Whole Nine Yards," "Freddy Got Fingered" and "There's Something About Mary."

Lately he can be heard as the voice of Lug, the big green robot in "Robots."

"It is just so fun to be in these types of movies," Williams said. "They're the biggest movies out there now days."

Along with his stand-up shows and his TV and film work, Williams writes and draws children's books and creates one-of-a-kind illustrated T-shirts that he sells on his elaborate, self-titled website.

He is also voicing a Disney animated film, "A Day With Wilbur Robinson," scheduled to hit theaters in 2006.

"It just keeps going," Williams said, "which is why you gotta love it here."

Staff writer Ed Will can be reached at 303-820-1694 or ewill@denverpost.com .


Harland Williams

COMEDY |Comedy Works, 1226 15th St. 8 (non-smoking) and 10 p.m. today and 6:30 (non-smoking), 8:30 and 10:30 p.m. Saturday | $28-$33|303-595-3637 or

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hARticles :D [19 Mar 2005|12:59am]

Here are some fun articles i've been meaning to post:

Film Stew03.09.05

Call Me "Daddy" 05.13.04

Choice Ribs 03.10.05

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New Movie [15 Mar 2005|06:16pm]

I don't know if you guys knew about this or not, I forgot to post about it, sorry. Harland's in a new movie called Lucky 13. It was just released on DVD today. I found a copy at my local Blockbuster. The movie is one of those regular romantic comedy type things. Nothing special about that(in fact I think the movie was kinda lame) but if your a big Harland fan like me it's way worth it to see. He gets second billing, and of course he *is* the best thing about the movie. Facial expressions are hilarious and it's fun watching him play a character that thinks he's gods gift to women.(which I think Harland really is but remember i'm bias! :)
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Harland at the Robots Premier. [17 Mar 2005|12:50pm]

[ mood | calm ]

Here are a few pictures of Harland that I found at the premier of that movie Robots. I could only find one large picture and it's watermarked, but he still looks good! :D **edit** I found 2 more pics

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Special Treat.... [18 Feb 2005|10:59pm]

Found this in my inbox, thought I should post it:

Hey Harland Junkies, It's me! Harland! Couple of things for you,
My NEW movie comes out today BECAUSE OF WINN DIXIE
I don't play one of the leading roles but have a few fun cameos in
a really sweet, family movie. Hope you like it.
Also, lots of folks have been writing asking about photos for sale
in our store...Well they're here, so check them out.
And like my daddy always said, "Sit down and finish eating your Ice Tea.\"
Until next time..... Harland "OUT"!!!

If any of ya go and see "Winn Dixie" mind posting a review?
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Harland on Scooby Doo [08 Feb 2005|05:19pm]

Just got a google news alert saying that Harland is going to be on an
ep. of Scooby Doo on the 11th:

"JC Chasez and Joey Lauren Adams will guest star in A Scooby-Doo
Valentine, premiering on Friday, February 11, at 8:30pm (ET/PT) on The
WB, the network said today.

Chasez will star as himself while Adams will play Shaggy's
ex-girlfriend in a story that has the Mysteries Inc. gang going
undercover as sweethearts in order to solve a kidnapping mystery back
in Coolsville. Dan Castellaneta, Harland Williams, Dee Bradley Baker
and Rachel MacFarlane also will have guest parts in the show.

An encore presentation of the special will be broadcast on Sunday,
February 13, at 5:00pm (ET/PT). "

Oh how i love having a 3 year old brother who loves Scooby Doo!!!
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Wag the Dog [12 Nov 2004|02:17pm]

[ mood | bored ]

If you are a huge Harland fan, I would not recommend renting "Wag the Dog". He has such a small part, and in my opinion, it was a boring movie. Not to say that any of you wouldn't like it, thats just my experience.

Look Marie, I posted!! :)

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